so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
She needs sedatives and a leash
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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