these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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