i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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