I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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