glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i believe in u and ur pee
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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