I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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