okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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