I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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