I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He did a backflip because drugs
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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