it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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