There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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