We're facebook friends in real life
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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