Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
