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I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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