dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Randomize
