I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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