Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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