He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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