Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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