38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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