Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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