WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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