so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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