how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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