K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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