i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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