She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Randomize
