somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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