playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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