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(703): View more from Virginia

Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.

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(631): View more from New York

If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org

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(916): View more from California

does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college

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(310): View more from California

I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.

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(408): View more from California

I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.

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