Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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