It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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