your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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