On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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