Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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