I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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