I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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