i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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