Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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