i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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