well I can't set my house on fire every night
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
