I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Randomize
