so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
she told me i tasted like america
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
soo... how was my night?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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