Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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