the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Drunk is not a location!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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