She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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