Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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