I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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