i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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