Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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