Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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