he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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