I'm going to jail i love you
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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