WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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