The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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